An American, a Japanese, and a Korean were caught by barbarians while traveling Africa together. The travelers were to receive a hundred cudgels for trespassing. Much to their joy, the chief of the tribe said he would grant each of them a wish.
The American said, "Please put 6 cushions on top of me!"
The chief granted his wish, and beat him with the cudgel one hundred times. However, the cushions were too thin, and they were torn by the seventieth stroke. After receiving 30 cudgels, fading away into unconsciousness, the American said, "I'm still a member of the creative race!"
Observing thus, "Please put 6 mattresses on top of me," the Japanese asked.
The chief granted his wish, and beat him with the cudgel one hundred times. While receiving his punishment, the Japanese constantly smiled in triumph. He got up victorious, and said, "Of course, I can't embarrass my country, the epitaph of plagiarism!"
"So, what's your wish?" The chief asked Korean.
Viciously smiling, the Korean said,...
"Put that Jap on top of me!"
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